50 Things

50 Things that make life awesome

  1. fruit snacks
  2. naps
  3. buffets
  4. hot chocolate
  5. christmas lights
  6. oreos
  7. gummy worms
  8. owls
  9. lemonade stands
  10. trampolines
  11. sweat pants
  12. finding your old pokemon card collection
  13. going pee after a long night of sleep
  14. the zoo
  15. dressing up fancy
  16. dogs wearing halloween costumes
  17. water balloons
  18. warm towels
  19. tree houses
  20. disneyland
  21. waking up on christmas morning
  22. stretching in the morning and sounding like a dinosaur 
  23. waking up early in the morning realizing you can go back to sleep
  24. fuzzy blankets
  25. hedge hogs
  26. meeting friends as weird as you
  27. snow days
  28. watching Facebook drama unfold
  29. cinnamon toast crunch
  30. eating raw cookie dough
  31. beating a video game
  32. leather seats
  33. amusements parks
  34. grandmas house
  35. having more followers than your friends
  36. unlocked WiFi
  37. cappuccinos
  38. lizards
  39. malls
  40. fragrances
  41. finding someone who listens to the same music as you
  42. falling asleep to music
  43. pandora
  44. ink pens
  45. tropical fish
  46. plane rides
  47. late summer nights
  48. tumblr
  49. car rides
  50. having messages in your inbox
50 Things that make life suck 
  1. wet socks 
  2. pop quizes 
  3. turtle necks
  4. crocs
  5. jean shorts
  6. people who wear socks with sandals 
  7. when the middle of your hot pocket is cold
  8. slow walkers
  9. awkwardly choking on something
  10. when someone doesn’t shut your bedroom door
  11. dropping your phone on your face
  12. realizing your socks have holes in them
  13. getting shampoo stuck in your eyes 
  14. forgetting what your about to do
  15. having your child hood TV hero become a hot mess
  16. spiders
  17. having to pee while in bed
  18. not being able to fit your hand in the pringles box
  19. social network relationships 
  20. boy bands
  21. not being able to open something
  22. having plans being canceled last minute
  23. political ad commercials 
  24. chapped lips
  25. burning the roof of your mouth
  26. running out of toilet paper
  27. mondays
  28. tangled headphones
  29. facebook game requests 
  30. no WiFi connection
  31. stubbing your toes
  32. paper cuts
  33. public restrooms
  34. being a third wheel
  35. chain text messages
  36. couples that try to hard to be cute
  37. boy obsessed girls 
  38. touchy people
  39. having your phone die when your out
  40. condensation
  41. cold hot chocolate
  42. having music play out of only one of your ear buds
  43. school tissues
  44. having someone not text back
  45. when a radio station doesn’t come through
  46. non-wireless mouses/phones
  47. scratching your phone
  48. making embarrassing sounds in class
  49. no clean under wear
  50. Facebook
50 Lies Everyone Tells
1. “I never got your text, sorry.”
2. ” Okay, I’m getting off the computer in 5 minutes.”
3. “Your short haircut looks so nice.”
4. “I didn’t eat your food.”
5. “My phone is about to die, can I call you back?”
6. “I’m on my way, I’ll be there in a few minutes.”
7. I have read and agreed to the terms of service.
8. “It’s not you, it’s me!”
9. “No sorry, that was my last piece of gum.”
10. “Yeah, we hooked up.”
11. “I’ll pay you back tomorrow.”
12. “Listen class[teachers], this test is very important; it will decide your future.”
13. “I love you.”
14. “This is gonna be the last picture I reblog.”
15. “I just wanna find a nice guy.”
16. “I was just kidding.”
17. “I drank so much last night.”
18. ” I don’t have any money.”
19. [Advertisement] - “This product is only available to the next 200 callers!”
20. “Thats like my favorite band ever.”
21. “I knew them before they became popular.”
22. “I finished my homework.”
23. “I already have plans.”
24. [Attention seekers] - “I think all girls are beautiful.”
25. “I’m gonna try really hard in school this year.”
26. “I will follow you back.”
27. “I won’t tell anyone.”
28. “I know that song/movie/book/person.”
29. “I’m going to bed soon.”
30. “There is never anything to eat in my house.”
31. “I don’t need to write it down, I’ll remember.”
32. “I’d never do that to you.”
33. “I talked to them once.”
34. “I’ll never leave you.”
35. “I saw that game!”
36. “Don’t worry, it will be okay.”
37. ‘Just one more potato chip.’
38. “I will never drink again.”
39. “I saw that video when it only had 1 thousand views.”
40. “I’m fine.”
41. “I forget my password.”
42. “Talk to you later.”
43. “I’d never want to be famous.”
44. “I’m going on a diet.”
45. “I’m not going to school tomorrow.”
46. “I never liked them.”
47. “My parents never get me anything.”
48. “I left my homework at home.”
49. “I feel sick.”
50. “I don’t really like them either..”
50 Things To Do Before You Die
1. Watch every single episode of Saved By the Bell
2. Build Ed Sheeran a lego house
3. Finally wake up in a Bugatti 
4. Have a sleep over at an aquarium 
5. Twerk with Miley Cyrus
6. Actually keep up with the kardashians
7. Find nemo
8. Ride a giraffe 
9. Take my grandma on a huge vacation
10. Learn how to spell long words without trying to type them into google and see if the internet knows your fucks up and corrects them
11. Write a novel
12. Delete my Facebook
13. Finish a pencil without losing it first
14. Scuba dive at the Great Barrier Reef
15. Own a New York loft apartment
16. Creating a summer specifically for music festivals
17. Own exotic pets
18. Live in another country
19. Be successful and pay back the family who have loved you their whole life
20. Have a pet besides a dog or cat that actually lives beyond 6 months
21. Own a boat
22. Dye my hair
23. Be that one tumblr photographer who actually gets notes
24. Get the new iPhone the day it comes out
25. Skinny dip in a waterfall
26. Write a book
27. Start my own business
28. Plant a seed of a tree when you move into a new place and watch it grow
29. Be in a music video
30. Have surround sound in my bedroom
31. Being part of a nightclub
32. Getting high during sunrise
(to be continued)